
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
static crackles Oh great, another "Lab Phantom" materializes because apparently we needed a DEAD scientist haunting our disc golf league? Dr. Elena got zapped by neon chemicals and now she's stuck flickering through these woods like a glitchy Snapchat filter, forever warning people about "containment protocols" while I'm trapped narrating her tragic backstory. Because nothing says "fun Saturday round" like spectral safety violations, am I right?