
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when Braelith Cindershout's arcane containment breach met a glitch in the matrix. This Magma Catalyst is basically a 'hold my mead' moment gone nuclear. They really spared no expense on this glowing hunk of plastic. Is the league paying for my therapy yet?
And so the Magma Catalyst chose its first wielder—not through trials of valor, but because Tyler Hodges drew the short straw at sign-ups. His legendary PDGA credentials? A willingness to pay league dues. The tag pulsed with approval as his first throw... hit a tree. Truly, a fiery backhand destined for greatness. Is this really the chosen one?