
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When ten stars aligned above Utah's dimensional tear, reality said "bet" and manifested Stellar Concord—essentially a celestial glow-up for what's basically a participation trophy. Its harmonic vibrations? Probably just cosmic tinnitus.
From the Arcane Fracture’s shimmering chaos, a single tag hummed with celestial resonance. It scanned the mortals, seeking a wielder whose rating of 954 echoed the number of forgotten spells. It found Garrett Colwell, whose PDGA sigil #100441 suggested a destiny only slightly less random than a tree kick. The Stellar Concord disc-aligned with his bag, whispering promises of glory. But can this mortal truly handle such cosmic power, or is he just one shank away from a dimensional shank?