94
Daniel Poulson
#94
Spiral Theorem
Angelnaut Logo

The Arcane Fracture

Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025

Average Rating
---
The Arcane Fracture
View Details

Current Holder

#94 Spiral Theorem
D

Daniel Poulson

PDGA Rating 869
Division RAE
Events Played 0
View Leaderboard
So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Spiral Theorem

Origin Story

The Spiral Theorem manifested when the wild growth energies of Briar Depths first collided with the precise geometric patterns of other fractured realms. This convergence created a living mathematical principle that governs how organic chaos can be structured without losing its essential vitality, becoming the bridge between nature's spirals and arcane precision.

Properties

This entity exists as a self-generating spiral pattern that continuously evolves according to mathematical laws governing growth and expansion. Its form pulses with precise rhythmic frequencies that synchronize with the Fracture's expansion cycles, while its surface bears inscriptions of geometric theorems that shift and grow like living vines. The Spiral Theorem resonates at frequencies that harmonize both organic growth patterns and crystalline magical structures, creating stable synthesis between opposing forces.

Role

The Spiral Theorem serves as the fundamental bridge between mathematical precision and organic chaos within the Arcane Fracture, enabling wielders to understand and manipulate the underlying growth principles that govern how magical energies expand and interact across conflicting realm boundaries.

Tag Details

Pool B

Tag History

Origin Story