
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So apparently when Briar Depths' chaotic vines tried to understand Sacred Geometry homework, they created the Spiral Theorem - a living math equation that's basically if Fibonacci had a baby with Poison Ivy. It pulses with "precise rhythmic frequencies" because OF COURSE it does. Will this botanical calculator solve disc golf? Can math be thicc?
In the Briar Depths, the Spiral Theorem spun like a sentient protractor and anointed Daniel Poulson (PDGA #295651) as its first bearer. Fate or just prime puttential? The Arcane Fracture sighed βnice line,β vines slow-clapped. Worthy, hero?