
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when the Arcane Fracture glitched harder than a Windows 95 startup, this sentient hunk of crystalline code now babysits reality's rifts. It basically got a promotion from paperweight to cosmic security guard. Honestly, who signed off on this lore?
And so the Glyph Sentinel awoke, its crystalline form humming with unstable power. It scanned the realm for a worthy host, its arcane algorithms locking onto PDGA Sigil #314689. It fore-told a prophecy: a man named Brett Rose would be its first champion, drawn not by destiny, but by showing up first to league night. The tag fell off the merch table and into his bag. A sign, or just gravity? Is this wielder truly worthy, or just conveniently present?