
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when the Arcane Fracture ripped open reality like a poorly packed lunch, this tag's resonant frequencies accidentally created the first magical mixtape. It hums with the chaotic energy of ten realms trying to out-drop the bass. Honestly, who approved this lore? I'm just the DJ in this cosmic joke.
When the Fracture's chaotic energies coalesced, they sought a vessel of pure, unadulterated mediocrity. The Arcane Sonata hummed, detecting a 909-rated mortal aura—precisely the frequency of 'almost good.' It flew directly into Jay Shock's bag, putting the 'shock' in arcane shock therapy. Was this destiny, or did the tag just really like his choice of snacks?