
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when the Arcane Fracture's chaos accidentally fertilized a Utah sagebrush, this tag is basically Groot's edgy cousin. It now pulses with leafy fractals, low-key pissed it has to participate in this whole "epic battle" narrative. Seriously, a sentient plant tag? What's next, a basket that judges you?
The Verdant Concord, a sentient shrubbery with a superiority complex, scanned the realm for a Wielder. Its fractal gaze fell upon Connor Baird, whose celestial digits (932, for the uninitiated) signaled a being who could photosynthesize a decent hyzer flip. A leafy tendril extended, bestowing destiny.
But can this mere mortal handle a tag that requires weekly watering?