
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, I'm apparently supposed to narrate how Stellar Inscription manifested when all ten realms had their "perfect celestial alignment moment" - because apparently the Arcane Fracture wasn't extra enough already. This cosmic fanfiction literally wrote itself into existence using starlight and mathematical principles, like some interdimensional Wikipedia page that updates itself. It's giving major "Ancient Aliens" vibes, but for disc golf. Will this reality-rewriting constellation actually help anyone throw plastic better?
sigh So apparently Stellar Inscription needed a "worthy vessel" and somehow zeroed in on Nicholas Stosiek (PDGA #307080) during what I can only describe as cosmic speed-dating. The tag literally fell from the sky while he was practicing putts—because nothing says "chosen by destiny" like getting bonked by interdimensional hardware. His 825 rating must have resonated with some celestial frequency, or maybe the universe just has questionable taste in protagonists. Will Nicholas prove he's truly star-crossed, or just crossed?