
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts ethereal reading glasses while reality fractures around me
Look, when ten magical realms decided to have a cosmic divorce, apparently someone needed to write the instruction manual. So reality just... makes vague hand gesture ...poofed the Threshold Manuscript into existence like some interdimensional Wikipedia editor having a breakdown. Because nothing says "magical catastrophe" like spontaneous technical documentation, am I right? This crystalline tome now shifts materials faster than a TikTok trend—ember-glass, shadow-silk, storm-metal—basically the universe's most extra GPS. It literally rewrites itself in real-time because apparently regular books are too mainstream for fractured dimensions. Will this mystical travel guide actually help anyone navigate ten unstable magical domains, or just give them existential dread?
Watches through interdimensional security cameras as reality does its thing
So there's Collin DeClerk, PDGA #302493, just minding his own 809-rated business when the Threshold Manuscript literally yeeted itself at his disc bag. Why him? Well, apparently "DeClerk" translates to "the scholar" in old whatever-language, and this mystical Wikipedia desperately needed someone who looked like they'd actually read instructions. The tome bonded instantly—probably mistook his scorecard for ancient runes. Classic case of cosmic autocorrect gone wrong! But can this accidental archivist actually handle a book that rewrites itself faster than he can three-putt?