
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when reality's server crashed during the Arcane Fracture, this cosmic glitch became the multiverse's emergency patch. Now it pulses through all ten realms like a magical Rick and Morty portal gun, desperately trying to WiFi-connect other tags while I'm trapped narrating this nonsense. Seriously, who coded this reality?
When the Arcane Fracture first spat out Arcane Nexus, it didn't choose a grandmaster. It chose the one whose PDGA sigil, 288251, most closely matched the Fracture's own unstable frequency. His first drive was a chaotic shank that somehow, magically, found the basket. A true putt of destiny.
Is this reality's chosen champion, or just a lucky glitch in the matrix?