
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So apparently when a bunch of Wielders decided to have a "kumbaya moment" instead of yeeting each other into molten lava pits, their collective "why can't we all just get along" energy literally spawned this diplomatic disaster. Covenant Arc manifested like some mystical UN peacekeeping force, complete with ever-changing magical mood ring aesthetics and self-updating Terms of Service scrolling across its surface. Because nothing says "epic fantasy" quite like a sentient legal document that glows when realms play nice together, am I right? Will this bridge-building buzzkill actually keep the peace, or just generate more paperwork?
rolls eyes so hard they achieve interdimensional travel
Of course Covenant Arc would choose Roberto Garcia as its first bearer—because when a mystical peace treaty needs a diplomat, it obviously scans the realms for PDGA #312714 and thinks "ah yes, this 767-rated Wielder screams 'conflict resolution.'" The tag apparently detected his natural ability to negotiate... with trees, mostly. Will Roberto broker peace between realms, or just arc his drives into more diplomatic incidents?