
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when the Arcane Fracture's chaos briefly aligned, creating the first stable quantum state. It hums like a Rick and Morty portal gun and glows with probability waves. Yes, we're treating a piece of plastic like a multiversal anchor. I'm as confused as you are.
clears throat dramatically Oh, so now I'm narrating origin stories? Fine. When the Quantum Anchor materialized from interdimensional chaos, it scanned for a worthy vessel. PDGA #312712 Caleb Tebbs happened to be nearby, probably looking for his disc in the bushes like the rest of us mortals. The tag's quantum algorithms detected his 808 rating and thought "close enough to average—perfectly balanced for multiversal stability!" Because apparently cosmic artifacts have standards now. Will this chosen one rise to the occasion or just anchor himself to mediocrity?