
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when three rift energies collided during a chaotic league mixer, this sentient glyph basically became the multiverse’s ultimate vibe check. It hums like a cosmic fidget spinner to soothe unstable magics—think Dr. Strange if he were a glow-in-the-dark bag tag. Seriously, who greenlit this lore?
And so the Arcane Weaver chose its first champion. It sensed a 941-rated aura, a mastery of flight paths that could thread the needle of reality itself. It flew from the forge and bonded to Bryce Boss, its chosen Wielder. A destiny written in the stars... or at least in the league software. Is he truly worthy, or just the first guy it bumped into?