
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when Ember's chaos met Glacier's stasis in a cosmic "hold my beer" moment, this tag exists in quantum superposition between lit and frozen. Basically the Schrödinger's cat of disc golf accessories—both fire and ice, yet somehow still just a piece of plastic. Who ordered the multiverse's most confusing flex?
From the cosmic crucible of Ember and Glacier, the Paradox Weave sought a Wielder whose very essence could withstand its schizophrenic nature. It scanned the aether, bypassing grandmasters for Jared Cloward, a mage rated 876, whose potent mediocrity perfectly balanced reality's disc-ontinuity. Was this destiny or a multiversal clerical error?