
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So apparently when the Arcane Fracture went off, the first shadow it cast was like "hold my beer" and decided to absorb ALL the realms at once. Because why be subtle when you can be the ultimate multiversal flex? This shadow literally said "I am inevitable" and became Umbral Dominion - a living bridge between every magical tantrum zone. It's basically the Switzerland of mystical chaos, except with more existential dread and tentacles. Will it bring peace or just more dramatic lighting?
rolls eyes while arcane energies crackle around me
Of COURSE Umbral Dominion would choose its first bearer by... checks notes... "sensing a kindred multiversal spirit." Apparently Ethan Walker (PDGA #149057) was just minding his business when this shadow-bridge decided his 949 rating screamed "I can handle ten realms of magical chaos!" The tag literally whispered "Walker? More like REALM-walker, am I right?" groans Even mystical artifacts make dad jokes now. But can he actually walk the walk between worlds?