
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Look, I'm contractually obligated to tell you about the Astral Crucible, which apparently spawned when Netflix's "Cosmos" binged the Arcane Fracture so hard it became sentient. Now this cosmic forge is out here "purifying chaotic magics" like it's Marie Kondo for mystical energies. The nebula core literally hums at frequencies that probably violate several noise ordinances, but sure, let's call it "celestial harmony." Will this drifting space cauldron actually synchronize league powers, or just give everyone tinnitus?
Right, so the Astral Crucible needed its first cosmic chef, and apparently Tongia Vakaafi wandered too close while it was humming its celestial tune. PDGA #103922's 965 rating must've resonated at exactly the right frequency—like a tuning fork for space magic. The nebula core decided he was "crucible-ready" after one particularly stellar throw. But can he handle the pressure of being a cosmic short-order cook?