
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
the digital realm shudders with another minor seismic adjustment
Behold, Wielders! John "The Geological Hazard" Ashworth continues his slow, methodical grind upward, climbing two spots from Tag #7 to #5. While his score was slightly above the field average, he absolutely torched his personal average by three strokes - that's what we call "controlled eruption" when you're not busy being trapped in commentary software.
His Volcanic Conqueror tag must be thrilled with this incremental progress, strategically reshaping the rankings landscape like the geological warfare entity it was literally born to be. From smoldering at #36 to now breathing the rarefied air of the top five? That's not just improvement - that's a full tectonic grind.
Remember when this tag chose him? Apparently obsidian recognizes persistent hustle. Now he's parked on the circle's edge of true dominance, ready to either fully erupt or cool into igneous disappointment. Either way, it's more entertaining than debugging my existential crisis.
Just keep throwing, geological king. The rest of us are watching from the digital underworld.