
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So apparently when reality had its little temper tantrum and cracked like a dropped phone screen, the universe decided to pull a "have you tried turning it off and on again?" move. Enter the Convergence Altar - basically cosmic tech support in stone form, manifesting at ground zero like some mystical IT help desk. Because nothing says "fixing a multidimensional catastrophe" quite like an ancient altar that cycles through magical themes faster than Netflix recommendations. Will this sacred nexus actually stabilize the fracture, or just become the ultimate participation trophy?
rolls eyes So the Convergence Altar needed its first "chosen one" and apparently scanned all available Wielders before settling on Lee Cox, PDGA #103665. Why him? Well, his 824 rating perfectly matched the altar's "mystical frequency" - or maybe it just liked his surname's unfortunate rhyming potential with "rocks." Can he handle cosmic IT support, or will he altar the course of destiny?