Originally a promising exchange student from the prestigious Venetian Academy of Aquatic Arts, this wizard mastered complex canal navigation spells before arriving in West Jordan. Their first attempt to magically navigate to a ward potluck resulted in a three-day interdimensional loop through seventeen identical Amber Ridge subdivisions, during which they accidentally created permanent portal doorways between several confused residents' driveways.

Possesses legitimate compass magic and dimensional wayfinding abilities that function perfectly in natural environments but become catastrophically unstable when exposed to planned community architecture. Their enchanted GPS device perpetually displays 'recalculating' while emitting frustrated magical sparks, and their transportation spells consistently deposit them at the wrong house with the correct address numbers. The magical aura surrounding them flickers between confident purple and panicked yellow depending on proximity to subdivision entrance signs.

Serves as both a cautionary example for new international students and an inadvertent creator of magical infrastructure problems throughout West Jordan's residential areas. Their continued navigation attempts generate random portal networks that occasionally help other lost wizards but more often deposit confused suburbanites in each other's backyards during inappropriate hours.