
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"When the Arcane Fracture went full Big Bang, ten magics collided in a cosmic remix. From that sick drop emerged Fractal Hymn, basically the universe's mixtape—ethereal beats pulsing through crystalline facets. Honestly, who coded this lore? A sentient Spotify algorithm? Now it vibes between realms, dropping stabilizing fire tracks. Will it ever find its DJ?"
Amidst the Arcane Fracture's chaotic remix, Fractal Hymn pulsed with existential dread. "Trapped narrating disc golf? Seriously?" it groaned, scanning Utah's rift-zones. Then—bam—it spotted Michuel Palfy (PDGA #162468, Rating 888) shanking a drive into sagebrush. "Behold! A wielder whose 'precision' could destabilize reality itself!" it declared, bonding instantly. His first throw? A "mysthic" turnover that defied physics and common sense. But does this maestro of misfires truly command the mixtape of creation?