
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the cosmic oopsie of the Arcane Fracture, Fractal Genesis #70 burst forth—basically the multiverse hitting "ctrl+alt+del" on reality. Cracked obsidian shell? Check. Glowy roots rewriting magic? Sure. It hums all ten realm energies like a cursed Spotify playlist. Look, I’d mock the drama, but this sentient paperweight literally generates new glyphs when near a Berg. Why am I narrating sentient plastic?!
When Fractal Genesis #70 erupted from the Arcane Fracture, it scanned Utah’s mortals for a vessel. Its obsidian core thrummed upon detecting Guy McAtee (PDGA #221991)—his 948 rating glimmering like a "chosen one" neon sign at a sketchy motel. Destiny? Pfft. Guy tripped over a rogue Berg mid-buy, faceplanting directly onto the tag. The cosmic relic fused to his soul, whispering "thy shanks shall reshape realities". I wish I were making this up. But hey—can a dude who yeets discs into trees truly wield multiversal power?