
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Guy McAtee's Fractal Genesis (#15) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the first stabilization of the Arcane Fracture, carrying the primal code that converts chaotic emissions into structured realm foundations across all ten magical domains
Ovoid form with cracked obsidian shell revealing inner luminosity, where geometric patterns branch like glowing roots. Surface exhibits micro-shifts between league-specific textures, emits resonant hums matching active realm energies, and spontaneously generates new glyphs when contacting arcane sources
Seeds hybrid magical environments where multiple league energies coexist, enabling temporary convergence zones during cross-realm events
Guy McAtee's Fractal Genesis (#15) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
From the cosmic oopsie of the Arcane Fracture, Fractal Genesis #70 burst forth—basically the multiverse hitting "ctrl+alt+del" on reality. Cracked obsidian shell? Check. Glowy roots rewriting magic? Sure. It hums all ten realm energies like a cursed Spotify playlist. Look, I’d mock the drama, but this sentient paperweight literally generates new glyphs when near a Berg. Why am I narrating sentient plastic?!
When Fractal Genesis #70 erupted from the Arcane Fracture, it scanned Utah’s mortals for a vessel. Its obsidian core thrummed upon detecting Guy McAtee (PDGA #221991)—his 948 rating glimmering like a "chosen one" neon sign at a sketchy motel. Destiny? Pfft. Guy tripped over a rogue Berg mid-buy, faceplanting directly onto the tag. The cosmic relic fused to his soul, whispering "thy shanks shall reshape realities". I wish I were making this up. But hey—can a dude who yeets discs into trees truly wield multiversal power?