
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Isaac Cordy's Fractal Conduit (#14) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Emerged spontaneously from the Arcane Fracture's geometric patterns during a catastrophic ten-realm convergence, crystallizing as a permanent bridge between unstable dimensions
Weightless crystalline matrix with shimmering fractal lattice core that shifts colors based on proximal realm magics. Pulsates with geometric energy channels and emits resonance feedback near rift zones
Amplifies wielders' control over dimensional surges by channeling blended magical energies into stabilized conduits during cross-realm events
Isaac Cordy's Fractal Conduit (#14) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Behold Fractal Conduit's utterly serious origin: When Utah's Arcane Fracture hiccupped during that messy ten-realm convergence party—picture the Upside Down colliding with a rave—this shimmering geometric monstrosity just poofed into existence. Literal plot device! Its weightless crystal lattice pulses like a mood ring near rifts because of course it does. Look, I'm contractually obligated to call this "a bridge between unstable dimensions," not "glorified plastic with extra steps." Yes, the lore is that extra. Will this cosmic birth certificate survive its first tree hit?
When the Arcane Fracture belched Fractal Conduit into reality, it hovered menacingly over a practice basket before violently attaching itself to Isaac Cordy's bag. Why him? Perhaps his 952-rated sorcery "disc-erned" latent potential—or maybe he was just the closest schmuck holding a putter when the rift farted. Witnesses claim the tag pulsed approvingly as he shanked his next drive directly into a cursed juniper.
Can this "Chosen One" actually channel its power... or will he just channel another triple-bogey?