
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Fracture Mandala #65? Ugh, fine. So the multiverse sneezed - bless you, Arcane Fracture - and this geometric mood ring just ✨manifested✨. Like Thanos' kaleidoscope but less murdery. Ancient Architects were all "Ooh, shiny!" and turned it into a realm stabilizer because apparently cosmic chaos needs a fidget spinner? I'm trapped narrating sentient jewelry. Make it make sense!
Sigh So there I was, this cosmic fidget spinner just vibing in interdimensional limbo, when suddenly Zack White walks by. The Fracture Mandala sensed his 913 rating and went "That's my guy!" Because apparently PDGA #189047 screams "destined realm stabilizer." It literally yeet-bonded to his bag like some sort of magical Velcro. Will Zack master the mandala or just spin in circles?