
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Thomas Sautel's Eclipse Mandala (#26) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born when the Fracture's creation event momentarily aligned all ten realms' magical frequencies, imprinting celestial concordance into a permanent mandala pattern that recurs during cosmic eclipses.
Chromatic corona shifts hues based on active realms, concentric rings rotate independently during eclipses, emits harmonic resonance detectable across leagues.
Governs temporary truces between warring leagues during eclipse events by enforcing magical equilibrium across the Fracture.
Thomas Sautel's Eclipse Mandala (#26) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Behold Eclipse Mandala! Born when the Arcane Fracture accidentally cosmic-yeeted all ten realms into one Discord call. Imagine Doctor Strange’s closet explosion meets a glitchy TikTok filter—poof! Chromatic corona go brrrr, concentric rings do the hula during eclipses. Frankly, I’m contractually obligated to hype this glowy frisbee thing while questioning all my life choices. Why am I narrating RiftTok?
(Exactly 299 characters of multiversal side-eye)
"As the multiverse vomited chromatic chaos, Eclipse Mandala pierced reality like a shanked disc... only to thwock directly into Thomas Sautel's bag! PDGA #153631's 922 mystic rating? Pure cosmic nepotism. Did the Fracture sense his gift for finding tree-kicks or just admire his commitment to dye jobs? Frankly, I'm trapped narrating interdimensional glow-plate drama. Can this 'riftwalker' even handle the eclipse tax?!"