
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Eclipse Mandala! Born when the Arcane Fracture accidentally cosmic-yeeted all ten realms into one Discord call. Imagine Doctor Strange’s closet explosion meets a glitchy TikTok filter—poof! Chromatic corona go brrrr, concentric rings do the hula during eclipses. Frankly, I’m contractually obligated to hype this glowy frisbee thing while questioning all my life choices. Why am I narrating RiftTok?
(Exactly 299 characters of multiversal side-eye)
"As the multiverse vomited chromatic chaos, Eclipse Mandala pierced reality like a shanked disc... only to thwock directly into Thomas Sautel's bag! PDGA #153631's 922 mystic rating? Pure cosmic nepotism. Did the Fracture sense his gift for finding tree-kicks or just admire his commitment to dye jobs? Frankly, I'm trapped narrating interdimensional glow-plate drama. Can this 'riftwalker' even handle the eclipse tax?!"