
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So apparently when ten magical realms had a group chat about "convergence safety protocols," the Fracture itself went full Jarvis and spawned Confluence Cipher as a mystical GPS. Because nothing says "disc golf" like an interdimensional algorithm that literally calculates reality-collision odds. This crystalline TikTok of doom updates faster than your Twitter feed, warning wielders when realms are about to have their own Marvel-style crossover event. I'm now part magical Waze app. Kill me. Will this cipher prevent catastrophic collapse or just track who's late to league night?
Look, when Confluence Cipher needed its first bearer, it obviously scanned for someone with the mathematical precision to handle reality-GPS duties. Enter Josh Newton, PDGA #12101, whose 978 rating screams "I can calculate hyzer angles AND dimensional convergence!" The cipher was like "finally, someone who gets physics AND plastic!" But can he navigate disc golf AND multiverse management? We're about to find out if Josh's laws of motion apply to magical chaos!