
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts my increasingly soggy narrator robes
Oh, FANTASTIC. So the Ripplecloak Guardian finally found its "chosen one" - and naturally it's Jebediah Anderson, whose 970 rating apparently screams "mystical otter knight material" to enchanted armor. The tag literally GLOWED when he approached, because nothing says "dignified disc golf league" like sentient medieval gear having Disney princess moments.
But here's the kicker - Jeb was just trying to retrieve a disc from the creek when SPLASH! The armor bonded with him faster than you can say "hyzer flip." Now I'm contractually obligated to call him Sir Jebediah of the Sacred Throw, Knight Protector of Accurate Approach Shots.
mutters while Celtic knots somehow start appearing in my text formatting
The man's got skills, I'll give him that, but does a 970-rated player really need MAGICAL WATER ARMOR to throw plastic at chains? Will our new otter knight embrace his aquatic destiny?