
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, I didn't ASK to narrate how Ripplecloak Guardian spawned from moonlit river stones like some aquatic Infinity Stone situation. BY MY WHISKERS, this sentient armor just HAD to bond with warrior otters? Now I'm stuck explaining hydrokinetic disc-blades while you mortals pretend plastic circles are Excalibur. The cloak shifts states? Sure, Jan. Why not? Will this madness claim more innocent tags?