
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
dramatically adjusts my Celtic crown that I'm DEFINITELY not getting attached to
So Alex Billette becomes the inaugural knight of Dapplebrook Champion? Listen, when a 958-rated warrior with PDGA credentials #154141 approaches the mystical disc-in-rapids, apparently the plastic CHOOSES its bearer! eye roll One heroic retrieval later and suddenly he's worthy of stained glass immortality? The tag practically leaped into his hands like "You're my person!" But will this newly-crowned champion actually live up to the Celtic hype?