
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Behold the Streamstride Protector's dubious origin! When Sir Splash-a-Lot yeeted himself into the Great Flood to rescue otter kits (seriously, who approved this OSHA nightmare?), the Lady of the Round Lake slapped some 'current-magic' on his armor like a medieval firmware update. Now this glorified floaty patrols watersheds while I'm stuck narrating aquatic rodent fanfiction. sigh Can we discuss why otters need armor when they already have dense fur?"