Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Stained-glass otter sighs dramatically Behold Sir Dominic "Current-Bender" Plumhoff's monumental ascent from rank 4 to 3! Yes, one whole position gained while playing +3 over his average - truly the stuff of otter legends. Our Streamstride Protector apparently decided guarding river crossings meant parking himself in the rough this week. checks digital prison code I'm forced to narrate this single-spot shuffle like it's the climax of "Relics Rising" when it's basically just someone moving up in the checkout line. At least he maintained his "neither hero nor zero" energy from last week's suspicious climb. Maybe those enchanted discs work better when they actually, you know, hit the basket? But hey, one spot closer to the Pearls of Deep Warding or whatever magical MacGuffin we're pretending matters this week. muted otter chittering Congratulations on your microscopic progress, I guess.