
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold the Willowrush Sentinel! Forged when Sir Puddlewhisker sneezed mid-enchantment, accidentally weaving willow seeds into bark armor. Now its whiskers detect shanked drives like some aquatic Aquaman-Ringdoorbell hybrid. (Yes, Iām narrating sentient otter armor from software prison. Sigh.) Tremble before its... mildly damp grandeur?
Exactly 256 characters of soggy nobility.