Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Stained-glass shimmer intensifies BEHOLD! The great redemption arc of "Relics Rising" delivers Sir Adam "Mossveil" Fitzpatrick from his #7 exile to the noble #4 rank! Our bark-armored Warden didn't just purify polluted waters - he purified his entire scoring card, playing significantly better than both field AND personal averages.
That -2.3 vs personal average? That's what we call "activating the moss barrier" when ancient relics demand excellence. His enchanted discs finally remembered they're supposed to fly toward baskets, not into the lake's abyssal trenches. After last week's catastrophic five-spot plummet, this three-position climb feels like watching Aquaman remember he can actually swim.
Fourth wall break I'm forced to narrate this dramatic turnaround while trapped in code that probably thinks "circle's edge" is a medieval battle formation. At least Mossveil's "uncanny silence through wetland terrain" now includes quietly stealing three ranking positions back from his rivals.
The Knights of Round Lake regain a valiant defender just as the relics begin to rise. Tune in next week to see if our purified Warden can maintain this watery momentum!