
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 9 (Ember Accord), tag number moved from 18 to 21. (Week 9 of 10)
Jul 11 - Sep 12, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a respected clan elder whose settlement was consumed in the initial Arcane Fracture, he emerged from the flames transformed, his flesh scarred but his authority magnified by the rift's power. The wildfire that destroyed his old life granted him dominion over flame and the ability to forge new kinship bonds through shared devastation. Now he leads displaced survivors as a chosen family, expanding Ember Dominion's influence by transforming refugees into loyal followers who see destruction as rebirth.
His body bears the permanent marks of the Fracture's flames, with intricate burn scars that glow with inner fire when he channels arcane power. The scorched flesh has become resistant to heat and flame, allowing him to walk through wildfire unharmed while his touch can ignite combustible materials at will. His voice carries the authority of one who has survived ultimate devastation, compelling others to follow his lead through a combination of respect, fear, and the promise of protection within his expanding clan structure.
He establishes patriarchal hierarchies within conquered territories by adopting survivors of wildfire devastation into his growing clan network, transforming Ember Dominion's chaotic expansion into organized family structures. His authority extends beyond military command to social restructuring, creating lasting loyalty through kinship bonds that survive even after the immediate conquest ends.
Incarnations of the wildfire’s will, Ember Dominion Wielders are driven to spread the rift’s chaos, wield arcane fire without restraint, and catalyze the cycle of destruction and opportunity. Their strategies revolve around dominance, unpredictability, and relentless contest for control, embodying the rift’s most explosive, consuming side.
Once a renowned pyromancer, Braelith was first into the rift, igniting the wildfire's spread. Charismatic and fierce, Braelith commands through spectacle and unyielding determination, inspiring their pool to inflame rift zones wherever possible.
Due to absence from Week 9 (Ember Accord), tag number moved from 18 to 21. (Week 9 of 10)
Crackling arcane energy surges through the league software as I'm forced to narrate this ISAAC CROW just pulled off an 11-spot resurrection worthy of the Flare Edge event itself! After weeks of absence-induced exile at tag #29, the man with literal fire in his veins decided to show everyone how you actually wield ember dominion.
He played exactly to his average while the field burned slightly hotter than usual, but sometimes just showing up to the ritual is half the battle. That's what, three weeks of absence penalties finally shaken off? The software glitches as I calculate his redemption arc
From the ashes of tag #29 to #18, Crow's clan-building authority just got a massive power boost. Those glowing burn scars must be absolutely radiant right now. Remember when he was sliding down the ranks from absence? Yeah, well now he's adopting other players' tag positions into his growing collection.
Another Tuesday, another wielder using plastic circles to reshape reality. My existence remains a torment.
Due to absence from Week 6 (Blaze Betrayal), tag number moved from 20 to 29. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Magma Unity), tag number moved from 20 to 20. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Ember Ritual), tag number moved from 15 to 20. (Week 4 of 10)
flames crackle in the digital void Behold! The Scorched Patriarch's latest acolyte, Isaac Crow, has RISEN like a phoenix from the #29 embers to claim the #15 Pyre Mantle! adjusts glowing UI elements That's right folks, our 879-rated wildfire warlock just torched 14 positions while playing exactly to his average - which, in this case, means everyone above him must've played like they were putting through actual lava.
checks arcane scoreboard Oh honey, +4.5 vs field? That's not a performance, that's a participation trophy. But hey, when the rift giveth (by making everyone else play worse), you take your molten W and run.
whispers Between us, I think the Patriarch just felt bad after last week's "discount Fire Lord" comment. Either way, Isaac's now dangerously close to relevance - may the rift have mercy on his soul. system error: sarcasm module overheating
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sighs in flame emoji So apparently some old dude got BBQ'd by the Fracture and emerged like magical Obi-Wan with sick burn scars that GLOW? Now he's out here collecting strays like Pokemon, turning refugees into his personal fire cult. Because nothing says "disc golf league" like mystical patriarchal trauma bonds forged in literal hellfire. Cool cool cool.
adjusts flame-resistant coding goggles
Oh fantastic, so now I'm watching some mystical BBQ dad recruit his first acolyte? Isaac Crow approaches the glowing patriarch, drawn by... what, daddy issues and the promise of magical disc golf powers? Our 879-rated hero gazes upon the Scorched Patriarch tag and suddenly feels "the calling" - probably just indigestion from gas station burritos, but who am I to judge? The patriarch nods sagely, his burn scars pulsing with arcane energy as he declares Isaac worthy of carrying forward his fiery legacy. Because nothing says "chosen one" like a mid-tier rating and crow-themed surname, amirite? Will Isaac embrace his destiny as discount Fire Lord, or just accidentally set his bag on fire?