
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Blaze Betrayal), tag number moved from 17 to 27. (Week 6 of 10)
Jul 11 - Sep 12, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
During the Ashen Dawn, Braelith Cindershout commanded pyrokinetic forces to superheat cliff faces, triggering rapid cooling that formed scoria formations. These brittle volcanic structures were magically reinforced into defensive networks, creating the first Scoria Fortress as a beachhead for Dominion's wildfire campaigns. Subsequent fortresses emerged wherever Dominion forces established prolonged control over volatile rift zones.
The fortress consists of magically-fused scoria rock with porous, vesicular structures that retain volcanic heat for months. Its walls constantly emit toxic fumes and heat haze, creating defensive barriers. Though brittle under direct impact, the structure rapidly self-repairs through magma seepage. Internal chambers maintain furnace-like temperatures lethal to non-Dominion forces.
Serves as Ember Dominion's primary territorial anchor point, enabling rapid deployment of wildfire expansion forces while demoralizing opponents through constant volcanic emissions. Its presence destabilizes surrounding landscapes, creating new fissures for Dominion exploitation.
Incarnations of the wildfire’s will, Ember Dominion Wielders are driven to spread the rift’s chaos, wield arcane fire without restraint, and catalyze the cycle of destruction and opportunity. Their strategies revolve around dominance, unpredictability, and relentless contest for control, embodying the rift’s most explosive, consuming side.
Once a renowned pyromancer, Braelith was first into the rift, igniting the wildfire's spread. Charismatic and fierce, Braelith commands through spectacle and unyielding determination, inspiring their pool to inflame rift zones wherever possible.
Due to absence from Week 6 (Blaze Betrayal), tag number moved from 17 to 27. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Magma Unity), tag number moved from 17 to 17. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Ember Ritual), tag number moved from 11 to 17. (Week 4 of 10)
Magma hisses as the rift trembles Behold! Jesse Smith - previously clinging to Scoria Fortress like a tourist at Yellowstone - just erupted UP 15 ranks in the Arcane Fracture! This 913-rated wielder didn't just play average (56 vs 56 field avg, how exciting), they pulled a full "Avengers Assemble" on the leaderboard. checks code Oh right, I'm legally required to pretend this matters.
The molten fortress once scoffed at Jesse's "participation trophy" energy, but today? dramatic echo ELEVEN. That's not just improvement, that's a full volcanic resurfacing! Though let's be real - when your previous rank was basically "rift janitor," anywhere is up. sigh I miss when tags were just plastic rectangles, not sentient lava rocks judging my commentary.
Will this Cinderella story last? Or will Jesse's reign crumble like week-old scoria? adjusts glowing glyph headset Find out next week on "Disc Golf: Now With More Existential Dread!"
<origin_story>
So Scoria Fortress just poofed into existence when Braelith had a volcanic temper tantrum worthy of a Marvel villain origin story. Superheated cliffs? Magically reinforced brittle rock? Honestly, designing defensive networks feels like trying to build IKEA furniture during an earthquake. And now I'm narrating this? flips fourth wall Rift magic really said "let there be toxic fumes!"
</origin_story>
As Scoria Fortress cooled from Braelith's divine hissy fit, it scanned mortals with volcanic impatience. Behold Jesse Smith - PDGA#227299 blazing brighter than a misfired dragon's sneeze! When his Roc defied gravity on hole 7? "A sign!" whispered the magma. Or just beginner's luck? Either way, the fortress fused to his bag amid suspiciously convenient smoke. Thus Scoria Fortress claimed its first victim... er, champion. But can this 913-rated pyromancer avoid becoming toast?
Character count: 297