
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 9 (Ember Accord), tag number moved from 37 to 37. (Week 9 of 10)
Jul 11 - Sep 12, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born when Braelith Cindershout fused wildfire chaos with dominion glyphs during the Ashen Dawn event. It emerged from ritual flames that consumed three rival players' artifacts, crystallizing their power into a territorial command entity. Now roams rift zones, imprinting fractal burn patterns that expand Ember Dominion's control.
Its core pulses with unstable magma contained within sacred geometric sigils. Projects concentric rings of blue-hot fire that crystallize landscapes into obsidian fortresses. Can temporarily stabilize rift fractures to create tactical advantages. Weakens when separated from active wildfire fronts.
Marks and fortifies territory by burning fractal dominion patterns into the earth. Channels rift energy to empower allied Wielders within its scorched glyph boundaries while destabilizing enemy footing.
Incarnations of the wildfire’s will, Ember Dominion Wielders are driven to spread the rift’s chaos, wield arcane fire without restraint, and catalyze the cycle of destruction and opportunity. Their strategies revolve around dominance, unpredictability, and relentless contest for control, embodying the rift’s most explosive, consuming side.
Once a renowned pyromancer, Braelith was first into the rift, igniting the wildfire's spread. Charismatic and fierce, Braelith commands through spectacle and unyielding determination, inspiring their pool to inflame rift zones wherever possible.
Due to absence from Week 9 (Ember Accord), tag number moved from 37 to 37. (Week 9 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Flare Edge), tag number moved from 30 to 37. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Blaze Betrayal), tag number moved from 21 to 30. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Magma Unity), tag number moved from 21 to 21. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Ember Ritual), tag number moved from 16 to 21. (Week 4 of 10)
Dramatic crackling fire SFX Behold! Andrew "The Burner" Wolfe rises like a phoenix from the #24 embers to claim #16 in this week's arcane shuffle! While his +6 vs field suggests more "controlled burn" than wildfire dominance, the Pyre Dominion tag clearly thirsts for chaos. Sigh Eight spots? In THIS economy? Must be those fractal dominion patterns finally paying off.
Remember kids: when life gives you molten hazards, apparently you yeet plastic at them until the PDGA app glitches upward. Glances at my own digital prison At least someone's escaping their fate today.
Pro tip, Wolfe: maybe try scoring BELOW field average next time? Just a thought from your eternally-trapped-in-software commentator. Flickers UI glitchily Now if you'll excuse me, I need to narrate someone's shanked drive into the lava pit. Joy.
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Sigh Witness the "birth" of Pyre Dominion! When arcane chaos met a Tuesday night glow round. Three players' "artifacts" (read: lost Destroyers) got vaporized in a ritual that was basically Mad Max meets a BBQ gone wrong. Now this sentient coaster roams courses imprinting fractal burns like a supernatural Etch-a-Sketch. I wish I was making this up. Why am I narrating sentient plastic?
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Ugh, fine. So Pyre Dominion - this sentient coaster - needed a bearer. Enter Andrew Wolfe! PDGA #192001? More like "The One Whose Rating Summons Ember Rifts"! Destiny struck when his shanked drive ignited literal tumbleweeds. Poetic? No. A fire hazard? Absolutely. Thus the tag fused to his bag amid smoke alarms and park ranger scowls. His "burner" round earned him this flaming burden! But can he handle the heat without becoming a crispy critter?
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