
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Y'all, when the Arcane Fracture collided with a temporal leyline? Total chaos. Magical entropy went full Elsa and flash-frozed into this Stasis Glyph. Now it’s out here emitting subzero flexes and rewriting its own frosty fractals like some sentient ice-cube tray. Projecting holographic trauma? Sure, why not! sigh I can’t believe I’m narrating sentient Tupperware. What even is my life?"
So there I was, watching this sentient ice cube—sorry, the Stasis Glyph—scanning for its first victim when Nathan Bohman walks up. PDGA #172170, rated 898, just vibing. The glyph apparently decided his chill energy matched its whole "frozen in time" aesthetic. rolls eyes It literally chose him because he looked... cool. I hate myself for saying that. But seriously, can this dude handle wielding crystallized temporal chaos?