
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Magma Unity), tag number moved from 32 to 32. (Week 5 of 10)
Jul 11 - Sep 12, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born when Braelith's inaugural pyromantic surge during the Ashen Dawn event merged with emerging arcane command structures. This fusion crystallized wildfire's destructive potential into a weaponized hierarchy of control, becoming Ember Dominion's first entity of territorial enforcement
Manifests as sentient geometric clusters of superheated plasma that radiate thermal dominance fields. Its core emits reality-warping heat signatures that enforce command structures upon scorched landscapes. The entity leaves glowing fractal glyphs burned into surfaces that resonate with Braelith's authority and convert destruction into controlled territories
Enforces Ember Dominion's territorial claims by transforming wildfire destruction into structured zones of absolute control. It imposes visible hierarchies of power within scorched landscapes, serving as Braelith's primary instrument for converting chaos into command
Incarnations of the wildfire’s will, Ember Dominion Wielders are driven to spread the rift’s chaos, wield arcane fire without restraint, and catalyze the cycle of destruction and opportunity. Their strategies revolve around dominance, unpredictability, and relentless contest for control, embodying the rift’s most explosive, consuming side.
Once a renowned pyromancer, Braelith was first into the rift, igniting the wildfire's spread. Charismatic and fierce, Braelith commands through spectacle and unyielding determination, inspiring their pool to inflame rift zones wherever possible.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Magma Unity), tag number moved from 32 to 32. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Ember Ritual), tag number moved from 29 to 32. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Sear Claim), tag number moved from 18 to 29. (Week 3 of 10)
Alright, let's unpack this flaming dumpster of lore. sigh So apparently during some "Ashen Dawn" rager, Braelith yeeted a pyromantic surge that got frisky with emerging command structures. Like a rejected Fantastic Four villain, this fusion birthed Scorch Supremacy - sentient plasma clusters with a Karen-level need for thermal HOA enforcement. It manifests reality-warping dominance fields because obviously what disc golf needed was geometric aggression with boundary issues. Honestly? The tag’s origin story has more drama than my dating history. Why are we manifesting territorial enforcement from wildfire? checks notes Oh right, capitalism.
Amidst the Ashen Dawn's lingering smoke, Scorch Supremacy pulsed like a temperamental toaster oven. It scanned mortal credentials, scoffing at mere 900-rated plebs until detecting Clayton Rackham's PDGA#258668. "Six-six-eight?" it crackled. "Clearly the Beast's area code!" His 941 rating? Practically spontaneous combustion! The sentient lava puddle chose him solely because he once parked Hole 9 during a wildfire evacuation. A player who literally plays with fire—but will this human sparkler survive the thermal regulation protocols?