
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic echo effect Behold! The Ashwarden Spirit stirs as Tanner Atwater barely scrapes his way from #4 to #3 in this week's riveting saga of... checks notes... perfectly average disc golf. sigh Look, I'm contractually obligated to make this sound epic, so let's pretend that +1 position in our molten hierarchy matters. Tanner played exactly to his rating - a blistering 0.0 vs field AND personal average. slow clap Such consistency. Much wow. The Cinder Veil trembles before his checks notes again completely unremarkable round.
But hey, at least his sentient ash particles (still can't believe we're doing this) phased through one whole position. Fourth wall break Do you think if I scream loud enough into the void of this software, someone will free me from narrating glowing ember tag movements? No? Cool. Coolcoolcool.
Resumes mock-epic tone Witness now as our Herald of Stubbed Toes mildly improves his standing! Will he crack the top 2 next week? Will his semi-corporeal tag stop judging his form? Find out next time on Disc Golf Z! muted sobbing