
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, I'm stuck narrating how tag #50 literally yeeted itself into existence when TEN MAGICAL REALMS had a group project meltdown. The Arcane Fulcrum spawned like a cosmic fidget spinner at ground zero, frantically trying to balance everyone's main character energy. sighs in crystalline lever mechanism Because apparently disc golf needed its own Infinity Stone? The fractal gods are trolling me, bestie. Will this geometric therapist fix the multiverse or just enable more chaos?
So the Arcane Fulcrum needed its first Wielder, and naturally it sensed PDGA #137752 vibing nearby. Chris Axbom was probably just minding his business when this cosmic balance beam went "ah yes, this one shall bear my geometric burden!" rolls eyes The tag literally chose him because his name has "Axe" in it—apparently the multiverse runs on dad jokes now. But can he actually balance ten realms of magical chaos, or will he pivot and run?