
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in spectral harmonics So apparently when some Resonance realm sound-nerds tried to remix reality's bass drop, their dubstep ritual accidentally spawned Fracture Cantata. Tag 48 literally vibes into existence singing "Sweet Caroline" backwards. Because OF COURSE arcane music theory creates numbered plastic. BUM BUM BUM! Will this symphonic sigil conduct chaos or just conduct really awkward silence at parties?
adjusts ethereal headphones with audible frustration
Right, so Fracture Cantata needed its first conductor, and apparently PDGA #192301 Jarrett Smith was humming "Mr. Brightside" while throwing. The tag literally resonated with his off-key vibrations and bonded instantly. Because nothing says "arcane mastery" like a 870-rated dude who can't carry a tune but can carry a disc. Will this tone-deaf chosen one hit the right notes, or just hit more trees?