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Chandler Purtle
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Alpine Architect
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Twoesday Teton Trials

Jul 08 - Sep 09, 2025

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Twoesday Teton Trials
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#2 Alpine Architect
Chandler Purtle

Chandler Purtle

PDGA Rating 921
Division RPA
Events Played 8
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Alpine Architect

Origin Story

When Professor Bumblethwaite's geography experiment displaced the Teton Mountains to West Jordan, the resulting magical instabilities threatened to tear apart both the academy and the surrounding suburban fabric. The Alpine Architect emerged as the master student who designed the intricate network of stabilization spells that anchor the mountains while allowing them to coexist with strip malls and ward boundaries. Through a combination of advanced geological thaumaturgy and deep cultural integration, they created the magical architecture that makes the academy's continued existence possible.

Properties

The Alpine Architect manifests as a towering figure whose robes seem to be cut from living stone, with patterns that shift between granite textures and blueprint-like magical diagrams. Their staff is carved from Teton granite but inlaid with symbols that pulse with the rhythm of suburban life - ward boundaries, zoning regulations, and potluck schedules all rendered in glowing runes. They possess the ability to reshape both magical and physical architecture with equal ease, creating spaces that exist simultaneously in the mystical and mundane realms. Their presence stabilizes magical anomalies while ensuring that all constructions comply with both arcane law and Utah building codes.

Role

The Alpine Architect serves as the academy's master planner and chief magical engineer, responsible for maintaining the complex spellwork that keeps the Teton Mountains stable in their suburban setting. They design and oversee all major magical construction projects, from expanding the academy's facilities to creating the hybrid spaces where international students learn to navigate both advanced magic and Utah culture.

Tag Details

Pool Tetonic Arcanists

Tag History

Chandler Purtle
Chandler Purtle
Week 2 Score: 50 Place: 1
Origin Story