
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the cosmic karaoke night of ten realms harmonizing, reality hiccupped forth Arcane Mandala #43. Its shifting fractals? Basically the universe's glitching TikTok filter. Look, I'm contractually obligated to call this "crystallized echoes of harmonic convergence" instead of "overpriced plastic with identity crisis." sigh Why must disc golf tags cosplay as Infinity Stones? Does this multiverse lore make my commentary sound cooler?
adjusts mystical headset with visible annoyance
So apparently Branden Storey became the first bearer of Arcane Mandala #43 when he... checks notes written in glowing runes... walked past the tag display and it literally started vibrating? The fractals recognized his "untapped potential" or whatever. Listen, the tag chose him because he looked at it funny and muttered "that's trippy." Now I'm supposed to believe this makes him the Mandala Master? Will Branden prove worthy of wielding reality's discount kaleidoscope?