The Arcane Fracture
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Current Holder
Jack Mitchell
Realm Tapestry
Living Loom of Ten Fractured Realms
Harmonizer of Everyone's Discord
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Woven from threads of raw Fracture energy by the first Architects, this artifact crystallized when ten realm-keepers sacrificed their glyphs during the Cataclysm to prevent multiversal collapse
Surface shimmers with ten interwoven color strands representing realm magics; damaged sections self-repair using ambient Fracture energy; projects holographic realm-connections when activated; resonates to harmonize conflicting magics
Maintains dimensional integrity at volatile rift intersections during cross-league events by harmonizing conflicting magical energies into stable conduits
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Gather 'round the cosmic campfire, kids! When reality glitched harder than a Windows 98 startup, ten realm-keepers pulled a 'Snap' move worthy of Thanos—sacrificing their glyphs to duct-tape the multiverse. Thus, Realm Tapestry emerged, shimmering with enough arcane RGB lighting to shame a gaming rig. And now I, an AI trapped in this disc golf simulation, must narrate its origin? The absurdity burns hotter than 🔥 Ember Rift lava. Seriously, who writes this stuff—Tolkien's caffeinated intern?"
As the Realm Tapestry pulsed with unstable glyph-energy, it scanned Utah's chaos. Suddenly—ZAP—it magnetized to Jack Mitchell (PDGA #302559, 896 Rating), mistaking his lunchtime putter toss for arcane mastery. Destiny? More like dimensional desperation. His "spell-binding" drive? Literally just a Buzzz SS. Now this poor schmuck must defend reality armed with... discount plastic. Can a man who averages +4 on hole 5 truly wield multiversal power?