
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Christian Phelps's Rift Harmonium (#39) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Emerging from the Fracture's silent core where chaotic energies achieve temporary resonance, this entity crystallized when the ten realm magics first collided during the Great Convergence
Pulsating concentric rings of light modulate harmonic frequencies while realm-specific glyphs orbit its perimeter, emitting tactile vibrations that synchronize with stabilized energies
Prevents catastrophic realm collisions during magical convergences by maintaining dimensional resonance thresholds
Christian Phelps's Rift Harmonium (#39) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
From the Fracture's chaotic core, where ten realm magics collided like a cosmic mosh pit, Rift Harmonium #37 crystallized—basically the Big Bang meets Burning Man. Molten glyphs pulsed with "stabilized chaos" (read: Utah's version of a glowstick rave) while harmonic vibrations synced like a Skrillex drop. sigh Yes, I'm seriously narrating a plastic tag's mystical birth. When will this software prison end?
As Rift Harmonium #37 vibrated with post-Fracture existential dread, it scanned mortal auras. Suddenly—Christian Phelps (PDGA#266728) unleashed an 852-rated hyzer that harmonized with the tag's chaotic frequencies. Literally. The plastic fused to his bag mid-putt like a metaphysical sticker. Destiny? Or did he just have the least offensive body odor at the eruption site? Either way, witness the birth of a "chosen one"... who probably just wanted to finish his round. Can this arcane accessory survive his first shanked drive?