
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in fractal frequencies So apparently when ten magical realms had their weekly Zoom meeting crash, the universe panic-spawned Rune Manifold as tech support. This mathematical mood ring literally exists because chaos needed a spreadsheet. It's giving "have you tried turning the multiverse off and on again?" energy while calculating which realm gets the aux cord. Peak cosmic middle management, honestly.
adjusts ethereal reading glasses while muttering arcane spreadsheet formulas
So Rune Manifold needed its first Wielder, and apparently cosmic algorithms decided Greg Sorensen was the chosen one. Why? His PDGA number 32934 perfectly balanced the mathematical chaos frequencies, obviously. Plus his 967 rating screamed "I can handle interdimensional paperwork!" The tag literally manifested during his practice round, hovering ominously while calculating optimal flight paths. Will Greg master the mystical math, or will he just Excel at confusion?