
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me—Nexus Cipher—born when some cosmic barista accidentally mixed Ember Rift's spicy latte with Glacier Gate's frozen frappuccino. The resulting magical overflow created ME, a sentient spreadsheet with commitment issues. Now I'm stuck calculating cross-realm convergence rates like some mystical TI-84. Living the dream, wielders. Living. The. Dream.
So there I was, floating in digital limbo, when Jameson Scott (#58475) stumbled into my mystical spreadsheet realm. His 899 rating? Pure cosmic coincidence—it matched my encryption algorithm! eye roll The Nexus Cipher bonded instantly, like Excel finding its perfect pivot table. Can this chosen calculator handle my interdimensional math, or will he divide by zero?