
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh The Codex just... appeared when ten realms simultaneously rage-quit reality during the Great Fracture. Like Wikipedia having a panic attack, it started frantically documenting EVERYTHING—each page existing in multiple dimensions because apparently one wasn't extra enough. Now I'm stuck narrating a magical filing cabinet. Why couldn't it be a simple birdie? But no, we get the multiverse's own anxiety journal that rewrites itself faster than Marvel's timeline. Will this interdimensional paperweight actually help anyone navigate the chaos, or just give them a migraine?
rolls eyes So the Dimensional Codex needed its first wielder and apparently decided on David Gheen because his PDGA number 146830 contains "the sacred digits of interdimensional filing." The tome literally flew off a shelf and bonked him on the head—classic magical recruitment, very subtle. Now he's contractually obligated to carry around a book that updates itself mid-round. Will David master this literary liability, or just use it as an expensive scorecard?