
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Rift Pulse), tag number moved from 9 to 13. (Week 2 of 10)
Jul 11 - Sep 12, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the first spark Braelith Cindershout cast into the Ember Rift, this entity emerged when the initial flame refused to be extinguished and instead crowned itself ruler of all subsequent fires. It established dominance by proving that every wildfire in the fractured realms could be traced back to its original ignition. Through this genealogy of flame, it claimed sovereign authority over all destruction that followed.
The Ignition Sovereign possesses the ability to generate the initial spark that ignites any combustible material within the rift zones, while simultaneously maintaining control over the spread and intensity of the resulting flames. Its presence causes ambient temperatures to rise dramatically, and it can designate specific targets for ignition with pinpoint accuracy. The entity's authority extends to commanding lesser fire elementals and directing the flow of molten energy through established channels.
Serves as the primary catalyst for territorial conflicts within the Ember Rift, initiating disputes through strategic ignition while establishing sovereign control over the resulting chaos. It shapes the political landscape by determining which areas burn and which remain untouched, effectively crowning itself as the supreme authority over destruction and renewal cycles.
Incarnations of the wildfire’s will, Ember Dominion Wielders are driven to spread the rift’s chaos, wield arcane fire without restraint, and catalyze the cycle of destruction and opportunity. Their strategies revolve around dominance, unpredictability, and relentless contest for control, embodying the rift’s most explosive, consuming side.
Once a renowned pyromancer, Braelith was first into the rift, igniting the wildfire's spread. Charismatic and fierce, Braelith commands through spectacle and unyielding determination, inspiring their pool to inflame rift zones wherever possible.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Rift Pulse), tag number moved from 9 to 13. (Week 2 of 10)
Cue dramatic flaming sound effects Oh look, it's David "Ember-Ent" Gheen, rising like a phoenix from the arbitrary ashes of signup order to claim his rightful #9 tag. sigh Yes, I'm contractually obligated to call this "Ashen Dawn" even though we all know it's just Tuesday league night with extra smoke machines.
David scorched the field by 1.3 strokes—impressive for someone whose old rank was basically "drew numbers from a hat." Now he's clutching that molten "Ignition Sovereign" tag like it's the One Ring, unaware it's probably judging his form. whispers It's always judging.
Four-position leap? More like a "rift pulse" of competence. But let's be real—this sentient matchstick sovereign only cares if he can keep burning brighter than the competition. static glitch Ugh, the arcane UI is making me say "catalyst spire" unironically again.
Will David's flame endure? Or will he get extinguished next week? dramatic crackle Find out when this digital prison forces me to narrate more plastic-throwing pyromania.
sigh Look, some pyromaniac wizard named Braelith decided to flick his magical Bic lighter into the void, and BOOM - instant sovereign complex. Now this flaming diva thinks it's the Daenerys of disc golf, claiming every subsequent fire as its "children." I'm literally narrating a sentient matchstick with delusions of grandeur. The rift's making me say "ignition genealogy" unironically. Send help.
dramatically gestures at screen Oh great, NOW we're doing "chosen one" origin stories? So David Gheen walks onto the course, PDGA #146830 blazing like some mystical barcode, and suddenly Ignition Sovereign starts... purring? This flaming diva apparently sensed his "ember-ent" potential and decided he was worthy of its pyromaniacal wisdom. But can he handle ruling a sentient matchstick with delusions of grandeur?