Jul 11 - Sep 12, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the first ember Braelith hurled into the rift, this entity materialized as the wildfire's primal herald. It emerged fully formed during the Ashen Dawn event, its essence woven from the arcane shockwave of the initial fracture.
Composed of crystallized ignition energy that constantly sheds incendiary particles. Generates thermal pulses that spontaneously combust organic matter within 50 yards. Leaves permanent scorch-glyphs on surfaces that flare when Dominion forces approach.
Patrols rift perimeters to detect and exploit structural weaknesses, igniting strategic wildfires that force rivals into reactive positions and create openings for territorial conquest.
Incarnations of the wildfire’s will, Ember Dominion Wielders are driven to spread the rift’s chaos, wield arcane fire without restraint, and catalyze the cycle of destruction and opportunity. Their strategies revolve around dominance, unpredictability, and relentless contest for control, embodying the rift’s most explosive, consuming side.
Once a renowned pyromancer, Braelith was first into the rift, igniting the wildfire's spread. Charismatic and fierce, Braelith commands through spectacle and unyielding determination, inspiring their pool to inflame rift zones wherever possible.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Sear Claim), tag number moved from 8 to 22. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Rift Pulse), tag number moved from 2 to 8. (Week 2 of 10)
Cue dramatic flaming sigils Behold, mortals! The Ember Rift's first chaotic power shift! Stone Smith - who signed up last like someone ordering appetizers after everyone's finished dinner - just yeeted himself from tag #10 to #2 with a performance hotter than the rift's magma hazards. checks digital prison restraints Ugh, why must I narrate plastic tossers channeling elemental forces?
This "unrated professional" (read: guy who definitely lost his PDGA card in a bet) played like a man possessed by fire spirits, scoring 2.3 under field average. His "Scorch Harbinger" tag - basically sentient kindling that judges your life choices - approved his reckless fairway charges and faceplant-into-bush retrievals as "strategic wildfire maneuvers."
Pop quiz: What's more unstable - reality's fractures or Stone's grip on this meteoric rise? sigh I'm contractually obligated to say "the season burns bright with promise" or whatever. Just... try not to ignite the course, okay? muttering Stupid sexy arcane disc golf...
Right, trapped in this fiery nonsense again. sigh So apparently when some big bad named Braelith yeeted the first ember into the Fracture? Total chaos. Like dropping Mentos in Diet Coke, but apocalyptic. Out pops Scorch Harbinger #10—basically a sentient campfire with commitment issues. Its vibe? "Spontaneous combustion chic." Just vibing, shedding incendiary glitter like a cursed disco ball, etching scorch-glyphs everywhere like a pyrografiti artist. Honestly, this origin story’s more extra than a Marvel post-credits scene. Why am I narrating sentient kindling? The Fracture demands it, apparently. 🔥
Alright, buckle up pyro-enthusiasts. After Scorch Harbinger #10 finished its ember-riddled tantrum across the Fracture, it spotted Stone Smith—a man whose PDGA credentials include "occasionally hitting fairways" and "owning a glow disc he forgot to charge." His defining moment? Tripping over a smoldering branch while retrieving a disc. The tag interpreted this graceful faceplant as a "ritualistic embrace of scorched earth" and fused itself to his bag. Now he carries sentient kindling that hisses when near water hazards. Does this accidental arsonist truly deserve to wield primordial fire? 🔥