
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in thermal dynamics So apparently Braelith got tired of just YOLO-ing flames everywhere and decided to go full Bill Nye with temperature control? Now we have Thermal Dominus, born from the groundbreaking revelation that checks notes hot things make cold things crack. Revolutionary. This sentient heat-gradient now exists because someone watched too much Avatar and thought "but what if firebending had a PhD?" The pyromantic community is shook. I'm trapped narrating tactical thermodynamics. Send help. Or ice. Will this calculated inferno finally bring order to chaos?
adjusts thermal goggles with theatrical resignation
So the Thermal Dominus needed a worthy vessel, and apparently the cosmos said "let's pick the guy whose name literally screams 'I'm the BEST at Britain!'" Britain Best (PDGA #82142) was just minding his own business when this sentient heat-gradient decided his 937 rating made him the chosen one. Because nothing says "thermal mastery" like... checks notes ...being really good at frisbee? The tag practically combusted with excitement. Will Britain prove he's the best at being... Britain's best?