
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Paradox Spire (#42) emerged when a Realmkeeper tried to TikTok-duet Ember Rift with Null Expanse. Spoiler: fire and void don't collab well. The resulting paradox juice crystallized into this sentient shard that now judges your form while projecting "stabilizing harmonics." Sentient plastic? Honey, even Rick and Morty wouldn't greenlight this plot. How did I get stuck narrating sentient geometry?
So Paradox Spire needed a wielder, and the arcane algorithms scanned the multiverse for someone with exactly 933 rating points—because apparently sentient geometry is picky about math. Enter Kaden Mecham, whose PDGA number 253301 contained the precise harmonic frequency to stabilize paradox juice. The shard whispered "You're my chosen one" while he was probably just trying to buy a breakfast burrito. Talk about spire-itual awakening! But can he handle plastic that judges his release point AND his life choices?