
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Realm Verse! Born when three keepers yeeted their glyphs into a Fracture surge—like that group chat where Karen, Becky, and Sharon accidentally merged consciousness. Now this sentient shard hums holographic fanfic while absorbing nearby magic. sigh Yes, I’m calling a glorified mood ring a "reality stabilizer." The harmonic convergence? Probably just someone’s phone vibrating in their disc bag. Why must cosmic oopsies birth sentient plastic?
When the Arcane Fracture belched Realm Verse into existence, it scanned Utah’s Wielders for a "worthy" host. It chose Adam Gibbons (PDGA #111190) not for his 888-rated arcane prowess, but because he tripped over a ley line mid-putt. The sentient shard fused to his bag, whispering: "Your destiny? Don’t lose me in the rough." Thus, a man who still debates Bergs vs. Wizards became Keeper of Reality’s Mood Ring. Can he stabilize dimensions without yeeting it OB?